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Post  Slash on Thu Aug 06, 2009 3:18 am

Well anyway here you tell your mama jokes also please don't spam and flame.
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Yo mama so fat people jog around her for exercise



Chasbene: Since when does someone have to be fat for you to jog around them?


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Post  Sir Sun on Thu Aug 06, 2009 3:27 am

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Post  Slash on Thu Aug 06, 2009 3:36 am

Well here's an another joke
Yo mama so stupid when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon


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Post  Sir Sun on Thu Aug 06, 2009 3:38 am

It can stay, if people really like that sort of thing. I just won't participate unless I'm editing for giggles.
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Post  Slash on Thu Aug 06, 2009 3:43 am

Oh alrite
Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved!
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Post  llerrad on Thu Aug 06, 2009 4:01 am

yo mamas so stupid she got locked inside a convertable
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Post  Slash on Thu Aug 06, 2009 4:04 am

Lol Yo mama so stupid she asked you "What is the number for 911"
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Post  Bass on Thu Aug 06, 2009 4:17 pm

This is one that I made when I was 5:

Yo Momma so stupid she bought and extra long telephone cord for her cell phone, so she could carry it anywhere she wanted.

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Post  llerrad on Thu Aug 06, 2009 5:25 pm

yo mamas so fat wen she wore a red dress all the lil kids said"oh yea!!!!" lol!
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Post  Slash on Thu Aug 06, 2009 6:35 pm

Yo mama so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.
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Post  Shadowz101 on Fri Aug 07, 2009 7:00 am

Yo MAMA's so stupid she named all her 6 children the same name because she thinks she couldnt afford different neames

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Post  Xavian on Fri Aug 07, 2009 7:24 am

Your mama's so stupid she asked santa if he was on a diet
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Post  Shadowz101 on Fri Aug 07, 2009 7:39 pm

Your mamaS r so stupid they gave birth to u!

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Post  Slash on Fri Aug 07, 2009 10:14 pm

Yo mama so poor she waves around a popsicle stick and calls it air conditioning.
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Post  Xavian on Fri Aug 07, 2009 10:35 pm

LOL
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Post  Slash on Sat Aug 08, 2009 12:18 am

Yo mama so poor when I ring the doorbell she says,"DING!"
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Post  Xavian on Sat Aug 08, 2009 2:01 am

LOL cheers
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Post  Slash on Sat Aug 08, 2009 2:16 am

Yo Mama so smelly she made an onion cry.
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Post  Xavian on Sat Aug 08, 2009 2:26 am

A classic Very Happy
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Post  Slash on Sat Aug 08, 2009 2:29 am

Well please don't post unless you have a joke your spamming.
Yo mama so stupid that she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind
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Post  Shadowz101 on Sat Aug 08, 2009 2:37 am

Your mamas so stupid.... SHES STUPID! BAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

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Post  Slash on Sat Aug 08, 2009 6:53 pm

Yo mama so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone
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Post  Shadowz101 on Sat Aug 08, 2009 8:19 pm

Yo mama's so fat, shes fat

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Post  Xavian on Sun Aug 09, 2009 7:01 am

Yo mama so fat she sunk the titanic.
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Post  Shadowz101 on Mon Aug 10, 2009 7:32 pm

yo mama so ugly, shes ugly.


y do we say "yo" mama? cant it just be your?

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