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Re: Your Mama Jokes

Post  Bass on Mon Aug 10, 2009 7:39 pm

... Your mother is SOOO stupid she traded a nickel for a penny because it was shiny.

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Re: Your Mama Jokes

Post  Shadowz101 on Mon Aug 10, 2009 7:39 pm

but a nickel is shinier....


EDIT: oooooh wait. thats the stupid part

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Post  llerrad on Tue Aug 11, 2009 2:38 am

yo mama is so ugly she makes u look good
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Post  Slash on Tue Aug 11, 2009 2:59 am

Yo mama is so poor when I went to your house and asked wheres the bathroom she said pick any corner.
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Re: Your Mama Jokes

Post  llerrad on Tue Aug 11, 2009 3:04 am

i got 2
yo mamas so easy she's like burger king everyone has her their way
yo mamas so ugly when i woke up in the bed next to her i felt like steve urkel "DID I DO THAT"


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Re: Your Mama Jokes

Post  Xavian on Tue Aug 11, 2009 3:46 am

*that second one wasnt needed*
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Re: Your Mama Jokes

Post  llerrad on Tue Aug 11, 2009 3:50 am

its gone now
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Re: Your Mama Jokes

Post  Shadowz101 on Tue Aug 11, 2009 6:50 pm

Your mama's like a door knob. Everybody gets a turn.

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Post  llerrad on Tue Aug 11, 2009 6:53 pm

YO mama is so dumb she brought a spoon to da super bowl
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Post  Slash on Wed Aug 12, 2009 4:21 am

Yo mama so skinny she turned sideways and dissapeared.
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Post  Shadowz101 on Wed Aug 12, 2009 8:26 pm

Yo mama is so old, she has an autograph from a DINOSAUR

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